Today, I donned my deep sea divers suit and went deep sea diving, in search of a pearl. Donna was afraid of the water, so she merely stood by and watched, tutting like this:
-tuts-
Here's me with two giant fish, named Colin and David (Colin's the stripey one)
Brilliant, huh?
I found the pearl in the end, and the day was saved.
Hmm, what's this then? You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of MySpace. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind. I'm the Doctor by the way.
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