Showing posts with label mini doc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mini doc. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

20th October 2008

We visited a library today. Not THE library... just A library. It was all rather boring, until I spotted some closed blinds:



So Donna and I barged in, wanting to know what was going on and found...

Nothing. Well, we found a cupboard full of things to stock up the vending machines.. So, we had bottles of OJ and some twixes before returning to the TARDIS.

All in a days work

MiniDoc

19th October 2008

Today, I got drunk.

VERY drunk

It all started when MiniDonna and MiniJack made out... Bad times. Anyway, the mere sight of that had me downing invisible moon juice. One glass of IMJ is the equivalent of 25.3 shots of vodka.



After that, I wasn't really in a fit state to do anything.. but I did get stuck in a jug.



All in a days work

MiniDoc

18th October 2008

Following our lazy day, Donna and I decided to land today. We landed on a remote planet in the middle of the Crash Nebula, and the minute we stepped outside, I could tell Donna was scared.

We were surrounded by huge, green giants. They looked like human beings consumed by plants, almost like that episode of Goosebumps where the dad tries to get the kids to eat plant food so they all turn into plant people... Anyway, I digress.

Turns out, these plant people were rather lovely. Here's a photo of me with the leader:



All in a days work

MiniDoc

17th October 2008

Today, we didn't really do anything.

Donna woke up and decided she was going to have a lazy day and me, being the nice guy I am, decided to let her. So we, literally, did nothing. At all. Well, I say nothing... Clearly I wrote a blog.



All in a days work

MiniDoc.

Thursday, 16 October 2008

16th October 2008

Hello Hello Hello.

Brilliant day today. Donna and I arrived on the planet Tallulally 28, land of the giant white cats, where we met my old friend, Steve, the big white persian, who took us for a ride.



I say he's a white cat, but as you can clearly see, he looks more like that white thing from the Never Ending Story, which, by the way, is a complete LIE as it so obviously ends at the end of the movie.



Anyway... So, we were introduced to Gary, the Fox, who was grumpy, and going around throwing his weight around until Donna discovered that he had a thorn in his paw, pulled it out, and he became nice and kind.



The moral of this story is, if someone is going around bullying people, 90% of the time, they will have a thorn in their foot.. check it out.

After this, we got into the TARDIS and landed somewhere completely different where we shot a commercial for Astrid Peth's perfume.



All in a day's work

MiniDoc.

Monday, 29 September 2008

29th September 2008

Well, this morning, Donna and Myself were faced with the prospect of a 40 mile journey. I realise that to many of you that doesn’t sound like much of a journey, but you have to remember, we’re only 5 inches tall and our legs don’t reach very far. In fact, if it wasn’t for the fact that we had a chauffer, we would still be walking, and this blog would not be up for another year.

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Anyway, back to the point, right? After an hour long journey that would have taken us a year, Donna and I arrived in the lovely city of Sunderland in the North East of England. It was a typically cold English day, but you can’t really expect more from an English town, especially one in the North, or so Donna tells me.

After visiting the Pharmacy wing of the city’s university, Donna and I were shown the town by two members of the public who, very kindly, offered to carry us as walking would have taken us ages. There weren’t many interesting things to see, if I’m honest, but the trip was fun, though we did nearly cause a paradox when we entered a toystore and encountered a previous version of myself, as well as my current self when I first became what is now my current self. Oddly, I don’t actually remember meeting my future self, but I probably wouldn’t have known I was who I was as I had no TARDIS with me.


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Back to the point. After a quick lunch at a chip shop where, sadly, they used polystyrene trays instead of newspaper, we decided to attend a lecture where we came face to face with acids and bases and amphiprotic solutions. Brilliant. Donna grew bored and restless but what else would you to expect. Plus she was rather hot as she constantly wears that coat (you know, the one she wore on the Planet of the Ood).

I’d better be off, but you can look forward to tomorrows post which will include details of the two hour bus journey home, and mountain climbing up the giant TV set.

All in a days work

MiniDoc x