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Holidaying.

Today, MiniDonna and I landed at a nice little place in the middle of the Canary Islands. Here's me with a palm tree:



Anyway, much to our surprise, MiniJack was staying there. He invited us to stay in his hotel room, forgetting, however, to inform us that there was only one bed.



The next day, he took us out to dinner, where we encountered a rather suspicious looking blue drink



After much investigation, we discovered that the blue drink was made from a combination of beetle skin and Weevil blood, being manufactured by Gorglesses from the planet Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab. Obviously, I saved the day by throwing the blue drink on them. Turns out it melts them. Who knew?

Anyway, apart from that, all that happened was MiniJack reading a book by a guy who looked a bit like him. But taller



All in a days work,
MiniDoc.

3rd November 2008

I needed new shoes today, so I went to my favourite shop:



and afterwards decided to meet some fans of mine



It was a good day. Nothing else to report.

All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

31st October 2008

Today was.. eventful. I met The Joker while walking down the street.



Just because he was over 5 foot taller than me, he thought he could intimidate and then, probably just because he’s weird, eat me. Anyway, I merely supplied him with beer, and he fell asleep, and Donna and I were able to escape.

All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

28th October 2008

Slight paradox today. Met myself. Again. In a space suit. Again. Anyway. It wasn’t exactly an important thing, and I did get a change to chat to myself, which was lovely. Donna was still sleeping in her minibed in the TARDIS, so Myself and I decided to have a toaster race:



All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

26th October 2008

Relaxing day today. I decided to complete my afore mentioned “Trains, planes and Automobiles” by getting on a plane:



It was lovely. We got free peanuts because Donna is an inflight celebrity, apparently. Who knew?

All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

24th October 2008

Today I went rock climbing without Donna. She wouldn’t come because I wore my blue suit which, apparently, makes me look like a big blue stork. So Donna relaxed and did some internet shopping while I climbed up a big rock, for no reason whatsoever.



All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

22nd October 2008

So today, Donna and I went on a lovely trip to the sea. This is me by the sea:




So we were playing in the sea, which Donna decided she COULD swim in because, and I quote, pee doesn’t stick around like it would in the fish tank.

So, we actually swam. And it was very cold. So obviously Donna screamed.

All in a day’s work.

MiniDoc

21st October 2008

Today, I donned my deep sea divers suit and went deep sea diving, in search of a pearl. Donna was afraid of the water, so she merely stood by and watched, tutting like this:

-tuts-

Here's me with two giant fish, named Colin and David (Colin's the stripey one)



Brilliant, huh?

I found the pearl in the end, and the day was saved.

All in a days work

MiniDoc

20th October 2008

We visited a library today. Not THE library... just A library. It was all rather boring, until I spotted some closed blinds:



So Donna and I barged in, wanting to know what was going on and found...

Nothing. Well, we found a cupboard full of things to stock up the vending machines.. So, we had bottles of OJ and some twixes before returning to the TARDIS.

All in a days work

MiniDoc

19th October 2008

Today, I got drunk.

VERY drunk

It all started when MiniDonna and MiniJack made out... Bad times. Anyway, the mere sight of that had me downing invisible moon juice. One glass of IMJ is the equivalent of 25.3 shots of vodka.



After that, I wasn't really in a fit state to do anything.. but I did get stuck in a jug.



All in a days work

MiniDoc

18th October 2008

Following our lazy day, Donna and I decided to land today. We landed on a remote planet in the middle of the Crash Nebula, and the minute we stepped outside, I could tell Donna was scared.

We were surrounded by huge, green giants. They looked like human beings consumed by plants, almost like that episode of Goosebumps where the dad tries to get the kids to eat plant food so they all turn into plant people... Anyway, I digress.

Turns out, these plant people were rather lovely. Here's a photo of me with the leader:



All in a days work

MiniDoc

17th October 2008

Today, we didn't really do anything.

Donna woke up and decided she was going to have a lazy day and me, being the nice guy I am, decided to let her. So we, literally, did nothing. At all. Well, I say nothing... Clearly I wrote a blog.



All in a days work

MiniDoc.

16th October 2008

Hello Hello Hello.

Brilliant day today. Donna and I arrived on the planet Tallulally 28, land of the giant white cats, where we met my old friend, Steve, the big white persian, who took us for a ride.



I say he's a white cat, but as you can clearly see, he looks more like that white thing from the Never Ending Story, which, by the way, is a complete LIE as it so obviously ends at the end of the movie.



Anyway... So, we were introduced to Gary, the Fox, who was grumpy, and going around throwing his weight around until Donna discovered that he had a thorn in his paw, pulled it out, and he became nice and kind.



The moral of this story is, if someone is going around bullying people, 90% of the time, they will have a thorn in their foot.. check it out.

After this, we got into the TARDIS and landed somewhere completely different where we shot a commercial for Astrid Peth's perfume.



All in a day's work

MiniDoc.

15th October 2008

Eventful day today.

Donna and I landed on Earth, in Cardiff to be exact, to refuel. While we were on Earth, we decided to visit Wilf and Sylvia. While in Chiswick, I got a phone call from Martha Jones, and so we rushed to see her. By rushed, I mean gently strolled, but you get what I mean. Anyway, so we arrived at Martha's, and what did we find? The Master. :O



So, the Master decided that "this was a hold up" and I mocked him for a while, until he cried like a baby and handed over his laser screwdriver



Then me and Donna left the Master and Martha, who we later found out began dating afterwards, because Martha had fancied him when he was the old bloke.



All in a day's work.

MiniDoc.

14th October 2008

Today, Donna and I landed in the world's biggest bakery, where they were making pies, and pasties and donuts, though not banana donuts, which was a shame, as they're lovely, though only two planets in the whole universe make them.. which reminds me... trip to see Ari tomorrow.. the MiniTARDIS freezer is low on Banana Donuts.

Anyway, Donna decided to help out in the kitchen by rolling the pasty, while I investigated and found rare, exotic spiders lurking below one of the counter tops.

Using my sonic screwdriver, I created sonic waves which hurt the spiders so much that they retreated back into their holes and hitched a ride with a batch of bread which would be making it's way to the airport.

All in a day's work

MiniDoc.

13th October 2008

Wellity Wellity Well... OK, I won't say that phrase anymore.

I went for a walk today. This is me walking:



I'll tell you about it later.

MiniDoc.

12th October 2008

Nothing much happened today really. Donna broke the TARDIS (yes she did, don't listen to her deny it.) by spilling tea all over it... Ok, so she just MADE the tea that happened to spill over it, but that's beside the point... Though Donna says that working by that logic, the TARDIS broke herself as she provided the water in the tea... Make your own minds up.

Anyway, we went to McDonald's again. Yay. Here's me with the menu



All in a day's work.

MiniDoc.

11th October 2008

I had a poledancing lesson today. That is, a lesson about dancing around a pole. I'm a natural as you can see:



Anyway, enough about my brilliance.... Oh who am I kidding? Let's have more about how brilliant I am. Anyway, like I said, I was a natural, and Donna, feeling all insecure about how good I was, decided to pass on the chance of a lifetime of having a poledancing lesson from a real Pole. And by Pole, I don't mean a metal cylinder, I mean someone from Poland.

All in a day's work

MiniDoc

9th October 2008

So today MiniDonna and I travelled the realms of Time and Space and ended up... at a market. Not like in Turn Left, which was overly dramatic and then everything ended up saying "Bad Wolf" which got me thinking that, well, earlier we must have been eating and drinking "bad wolf" and trying on "bad wolf" and it all gets confusing after that. It's like that shop we went into that said "Shop here with Confidence" so we wondered if we would be required to pay, what with shopping with confidence.... Erm.. anyway.

So we were travelling around the market, and Donna broke Rule One and wandered off, which meant I had to find her and, yeah, it was amusing.

All in a day's work

MiniDoc