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Thursday, 10 September 2009


Today, MiniDonna and I landed at a nice little place in the middle of the Canary Islands. Here's me with a palm tree:

Anyway, much to our surprise, MiniJack was staying there. He invited us to stay in his hotel room, forgetting, however, to inform us that there was only one bed.

The next day, he took us out to dinner, where we encountered a rather suspicious looking blue drink

After much investigation, we discovered that the blue drink was made from a combination of beetle skin and Weevil blood, being manufactured by Gorglesses from the planet Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab. Obviously, I saved the day by throwing the blue drink on them. Turns out it melts them. Who knew?

Anyway, apart from that, all that happened was MiniJack reading a book by a guy who looked a bit like him. But taller

All in a days work,

Monday, 3 November 2008

3rd November 2008

I needed new shoes today, so I went to my favourite shop:

and afterwards decided to meet some fans of mine

It was a good day. Nothing else to report.

All in a day’s work.


31st October 2008

Today was.. eventful. I met The Joker while walking down the street.

Just because he was over 5 foot taller than me, he thought he could intimidate and then, probably just because he’s weird, eat me. Anyway, I merely supplied him with beer, and he fell asleep, and Donna and I were able to escape.

All in a day’s work.


28th October 2008

Slight paradox today. Met myself. Again. In a space suit. Again. Anyway. It wasn’t exactly an important thing, and I did get a change to chat to myself, which was lovely. Donna was still sleeping in her minibed in the TARDIS, so Myself and I decided to have a toaster race:

All in a day’s work.


26th October 2008

Relaxing day today. I decided to complete my afore mentioned “Trains, planes and Automobiles” by getting on a plane:

It was lovely. We got free peanuts because Donna is an inflight celebrity, apparently. Who knew?

All in a day’s work.


24th October 2008

Today I went rock climbing without Donna. She wouldn’t come because I wore my blue suit which, apparently, makes me look like a big blue stork. So Donna relaxed and did some internet shopping while I climbed up a big rock, for no reason whatsoever.

All in a day’s work.