Welcome to my first blog post.
Today, I will begin sharing with you the wondrous adventures of my life. Let’s face it. You can barely contain your excitement, right? Ha, thought so.
So anyway. I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey, the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm nine hundred and three years old, and I’m.. ooh, 5 inches high? Yup, you got it. Welcome to the adventures of MiniDoc.
About Me
- MiniDoc
- Hmm, what's this then? You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of MySpace. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour. I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind. I'm the Doctor by the way.
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