16th October 2008

Hello Hello Hello.

Brilliant day today. Donna and I arrived on the planet Tallulally 28, land of the giant white cats, where we met my old friend, Steve, the big white persian, who took us for a ride.



I say he's a white cat, but as you can clearly see, he looks more like that white thing from the Never Ending Story, which, by the way, is a complete LIE as it so obviously ends at the end of the movie.



Anyway... So, we were introduced to Gary, the Fox, who was grumpy, and going around throwing his weight around until Donna discovered that he had a thorn in his paw, pulled it out, and he became nice and kind.



The moral of this story is, if someone is going around bullying people, 90% of the time, they will have a thorn in their foot.. check it out.

After this, we got into the TARDIS and landed somewhere completely different where we shot a commercial for Astrid Peth's perfume.



All in a day's work

MiniDoc.

15th October 2008

Eventful day today.

Donna and I landed on Earth, in Cardiff to be exact, to refuel. While we were on Earth, we decided to visit Wilf and Sylvia. While in Chiswick, I got a phone call from Martha Jones, and so we rushed to see her. By rushed, I mean gently strolled, but you get what I mean. Anyway, so we arrived at Martha's, and what did we find? The Master. :O



So, the Master decided that "this was a hold up" and I mocked him for a while, until he cried like a baby and handed over his laser screwdriver



Then me and Donna left the Master and Martha, who we later found out began dating afterwards, because Martha had fancied him when he was the old bloke.



All in a day's work.

MiniDoc.

30th September 2008

Bus journey's aren't much fun, are they? I mean, sure, they get you from A to B but so does the TARDIS, and there is no denying that the TARDIS is fun. But yesterday, we had left the TARDIS in a safe place and so Donna and I were forced to take the bus.





Anyway, so Donna and I were sat on the bus, enjoying the scenery, the lovely sight of, well, traffic, though it was nothing compared to the queue at the only service station between here and Neptune which, yes, has a Starbucks, but there's a Starbucks everywhere and I love their hot chocolate, so I'm not complaining.





What was I saying? Oh yes. So we were on the bus, enjoying a journey which took exactly one hour, 21 minutes and 54 seconds to complete, when half way through, Donna fell through the giant seat into the world of underground dust, dirt and general muck. After this, she was picked up by a giant who tried to give her a clean, even though she didn't particularly need a clean.





Our next adventure came when we found a TV set which had to be at least 10 times the size of us. I thought we would be wise to climb it. Donna complained. Eventually, after much coaxing and promises of cups of tea, I got her to climb it, and 30 minutes later, we were standing on top of accomplishment.





It was here that we met a good friend of mine known as Rusty, the giant silver bird, who took Donna and I for a ride before returning us safely to the TARDIS.





All in a days work for MiniDoc and MiniDonna.