Tuesday, 21 October 2008

21st October 2008

Today, I donned my deep sea divers suit and went deep sea diving, in search of a pearl. Donna was afraid of the water, so she merely stood by and watched, tutting like this:

-tuts-

Here's me with two giant fish, named Colin and David (Colin's the stripey one)



Brilliant, huh?

I found the pearl in the end, and the day was saved.

All in a days work

MiniDoc

20th October 2008

We visited a library today. Not THE library... just A library. It was all rather boring, until I spotted some closed blinds:



So Donna and I barged in, wanting to know what was going on and found...

Nothing. Well, we found a cupboard full of things to stock up the vending machines.. So, we had bottles of OJ and some twixes before returning to the TARDIS.

All in a days work

MiniDoc

19th October 2008

Today, I got drunk.

VERY drunk

It all started when MiniDonna and MiniJack made out... Bad times. Anyway, the mere sight of that had me downing invisible moon juice. One glass of IMJ is the equivalent of 25.3 shots of vodka.



After that, I wasn't really in a fit state to do anything.. but I did get stuck in a jug.



All in a days work

MiniDoc

18th October 2008

Following our lazy day, Donna and I decided to land today. We landed on a remote planet in the middle of the Crash Nebula, and the minute we stepped outside, I could tell Donna was scared.

We were surrounded by huge, green giants. They looked like human beings consumed by plants, almost like that episode of Goosebumps where the dad tries to get the kids to eat plant food so they all turn into plant people... Anyway, I digress.

Turns out, these plant people were rather lovely. Here's a photo of me with the leader:



All in a days work

MiniDoc

17th October 2008

Today, we didn't really do anything.

Donna woke up and decided she was going to have a lazy day and me, being the nice guy I am, decided to let her. So we, literally, did nothing. At all. Well, I say nothing... Clearly I wrote a blog.



All in a days work

MiniDoc.

Thursday, 16 October 2008

16th October 2008

Hello Hello Hello.

Brilliant day today. Donna and I arrived on the planet Tallulally 28, land of the giant white cats, where we met my old friend, Steve, the big white persian, who took us for a ride.



I say he's a white cat, but as you can clearly see, he looks more like that white thing from the Never Ending Story, which, by the way, is a complete LIE as it so obviously ends at the end of the movie.



Anyway... So, we were introduced to Gary, the Fox, who was grumpy, and going around throwing his weight around until Donna discovered that he had a thorn in his paw, pulled it out, and he became nice and kind.



The moral of this story is, if someone is going around bullying people, 90% of the time, they will have a thorn in their foot.. check it out.

After this, we got into the TARDIS and landed somewhere completely different where we shot a commercial for Astrid Peth's perfume.



All in a day's work

MiniDoc.

15th October 2008

Eventful day today.

Donna and I landed on Earth, in Cardiff to be exact, to refuel. While we were on Earth, we decided to visit Wilf and Sylvia. While in Chiswick, I got a phone call from Martha Jones, and so we rushed to see her. By rushed, I mean gently strolled, but you get what I mean. Anyway, so we arrived at Martha's, and what did we find? The Master. :O



So, the Master decided that "this was a hold up" and I mocked him for a while, until he cried like a baby and handed over his laser screwdriver



Then me and Donna left the Master and Martha, who we later found out began dating afterwards, because Martha had fancied him when he was the old bloke.



All in a day's work.

MiniDoc.