Hmm, what's this then? You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of MySpace. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind. I'm the Doctor by the way.