Nothing much happened today really. Donna broke the TARDIS (yes she did, don't listen to her deny it.) by spilling tea all over it... Ok, so she just MADE the tea that happened to spill over it, but that's beside the point... Though Donna says that working by that logic, the TARDIS broke herself as she provided the water in the tea... Make your own minds up.
Anyway, we went to McDonald's again. Yay. Here's me with the menu
Hmm, what's this then? You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana. Anyway. Where was I? Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of MySpace. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind. I'm the Doctor by the way.