Anyway, enough about my brilliance.... Oh who am I kidding? Let's have more about how brilliant I am. Anyway, like I said, I was a natural, and Donna, feeling all insecure about how good I was, decided to pass on the chance of a lifetime of having a poledancing lesson from a real Pole. And by Pole, I don't mean a metal cylinder, I mean someone from Poland.
All in a day's work